The Complete Coverage Umbrella.

"This is the umbrella with a 68"" canopy that provides complete coverage while resisting gusts up to 35 mph that turn traditional umbrellas inside-out. A patented overlapping vent system disperses wind through eight reinforced slits in the canopy to eliminate inversion while shielding you from precipitation. A press of the spring-activated auto-open button expands the fiberglass shaft and opens the thread count nylon canopy; requires manual close. With pinchless runner, corrosion-resistant ribs with reflective tips and spreaders, straight handle, and nylon storage sleeve. Reflective binding on the canopy's rim provides visibility in low-light conditions. Contoured-grip, rubberized straight handle. Closed 42"" L x 3"" W. (1 1/2 lb.)"

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